Hey everyone It's Pins again with an update. If you have been paying attention to our site you have probably noticed a lack of me over the course of the expansion and the reason for that is both simple and 100% true. Shortly after Wraith of the Lich King launched I was doing some undercover work for an agency that shall remain nameless (hint: It has three letters) and I uncovered incontrovertible evidence of something that would change the world...of warcraft. Before I had a chance to break this story wide open I was thrown into a maximum security bunk bed warehouse for months. So thanks to Blizzard the story is just now hitting the press, also thanks to the prison systems new "word of the day" toilet paper program I learned a plethora of words like incontrovertible and plethora but that's an allegory for another time. (Allegory means story, thanks again toilet paper!) Here is a picture of me hanging out with the guys in cell block three just before I was released...
I'm the one wearing the orange pants. Also on a side note Decilence is the black guy. I would explain why he was there but it seems obvious.
Enough about the past though! I'm here to let you know the truth just in time for the show down with the "Lich King" (Pretend I did those air quote things when I typed Lich King because that's what I'm doing right now, which makes it harder to type.) You are probably wondering two things right now, first of all I'm not telling you what I'm wearing, and B no I don't mean Lich King I mean "Lich King." That's right he is a big fake worthy of air quotes. For starters his real name is not even Arthas. It happens to be Johnny Torano of none other than Staten Island. In case you were wondering his friends call him J-train...
A typical day for J-train...
So why the big cover up? Well the lord of the undead can sell 12 million copies of your new game, but Johnny from Staten can't. Everything was going according to plan until recently a camera caught J-tain in a hot tub with Jersey Shore's own Snookie. Blizzard was unable to suppress the image from several websites and it was only a matter of time until it became public knowledge. A deal was quickly penned allowing me to be released on the condition I assist in the capture and or slaying of J-train to end this media nightmare before it got out of hand. It was also learned that another member of our team had reason to assist me...
Rahjen's reaction to finding out J-train and Snookie hooked up in the hot tub. They later reconciled and are now living happy in Jersey.
With my need to no longer sleep next to 47 other men on bunk beds and Rahjen's burning desire to kill the "Lich King" (Keep doing the air quotes it's gonna pay off.) we made short work of his defenses and tracked him to his hideout. What we didn't know is someone else had a problem with him as well....
Tirion's real reason for wanting to stop this "Blight on humanity" (maybe the air quotes won't pay off after all.)
We walked in on the middle of this conversation but it was pretty clear Tirion was on the same side as us. Things got out of hand pretty quickly as Johnny showed Tirion just exactly what he thought about us invading his home.
Sometimes actions speak louder then words.
Long story short J-train decided to jump my boy Tirion and if I learned anything in prison besides an abundance of vocabulary it was you don't let your friend get shived in the shower or you might be next. We jumped him like he wanted in our gang and made him call out for his daddy. Shortly after Rahjen T-bagged him this picture was taken.
Next seasons Jersey Shore hopefuls.
UPDATE: I got a few requests to post a picture of Rahjen and Snookie together. It has nothing to do with the real news here but here you go the happy couple just at home chilling out.
We killed Putricide, and everything else in ICC. Also Yogg 0. We also boarded an alliance boat as twenty-five gnomes.
Now I'm sure you're saying, "Screenshots or it didn't happen."
Well, this is the only one I have for now, but it is one that I personally relish.
Warfare is pleased to announce that we finally have completed A Tribute to Insanity, thus completing the Tier 9 Progression Achievements. While we most likely would have had this achievement a couple weeks ago if not for Blizzard's inability to let 25 of us stay online at any one time, most of us are just happy that its all finally over. While no footage of the kill itself was captured, Warfare artists have been hard at work recreating the event in case anyone wishes to see this epic battle. Their work is not complete as of yet, however we can now offer this preview video of the most pivotal moment in the fight, starring our beloved DPS Deathknight Rayjenkins/Misanthropy. The footage, in a suprise twist, is from the perspective of one of Anub'arak's Nerubian Burrowers.
What happens next, you might ask? Well, I don't want to give it away for the full version, but needless to say, one of them dies.
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