by Pins on July 27, 2008, 11:53:00 PMWe here at Warfare are well known for our humanitarian efforts within the community. I'm here today to tell you about one such endeavor to make Blackhand a safer place for your children. Why are we taking time out of our busy schedule to update the masses on what we have done for you? I'll tell you why - fine upstanding citizens like our selves should be allowed to help build an even brighter future for our world. Let us in Wrath beta now damnit..... for the children.
It all started a few days ago when Rahjen our fearless leader got a call on the bat phone....
As you can see from the look on his face he was quite stoned concerned about the well being of our beloved Blackhand. Apparently someone had hacked the Gibson and an oil tanker would capsize in a matter of days if we didn't do something about it. It was pretty clear we couldn't just stand by and let the innocent suffer....because we want in beta and this might look good. We quickly got our anti terrorist unit on scene....
After a quick reconnaissance mission we realized just what we were up against....
Having little to no experience with this type of thing we called the pros at tech support.
And he made things worse......
We were running out of ideas, with little hope for a victory we turned to the only machine we could trust to save the Gibson.
Which we had misplaced somehow.
But Optimus, crafty as he is, had another ace up his sleeve!
With the high quality Blizzard Authenticator keychain (beta invite adds $$$$) in hand I think we all know what happened next, so for the sake of the children who we are saving I will just skip to the ending.
All of the Microsoft techs, sweet 90's movies, talking truck robots, and marketing tools for extra security worked really hard on this kill so a big congrats to everyone except Lasider! (stupid beta invites)
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by Pins on June 03, 2008, 02:28:00 AMAfter a long talk with his people, our good friend agreed to do another update, but only if he got top billing. I tried to talk him into putting cookies on notice but he said only a dumbass would still be calling health stones cookies after that last scorcher of an update. His words not mine folks.
Now that that's out of the way, I thought we would take a magical journey through Sunwell together C. S. Lewis style. So sit back and relax and let the pictures tell you the beautiful story that is "The Lion, the Witch, and the Warlock"
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by Pins on May 07, 2008, 11:04:00 PMI'm not gonna mess around with any tomfoolery MS paint drawings on this update, that’s so last Brutallus. These pictures are all 100% in game in your face action shots. Only the best for all 4 of our fans. (5 if you count my mom)
Before I get into the real news, I want to take a moment to talk about something currently happening on the Blackhand server that’s just unacceptable. If you’re a warlock, you can help stop the spread of this horrible disease for just the price of a cup of coffee a day. I'll illustrate my point for you to show you how bad its gotten.
Look assholes, its a health stone not a cookie. I hit the streets to make sure I was correct and the following real life people had this to say:
"I call them cookies because cookies are yummy"
"what kinda asshole would call them cookies, it's a health stone."
I will let you decide who's correct here (but you're a smelly fat guy if you call them cookies)
Some of you may have heard about the third boss in Sunwell, you may even have watched some HIGHLY EDITED videos to keep you out of the know. But once again we dig deep into the G-14 classified section of Warfare's archives to bring you a few real life action shots of the fight....
Here you can see phase 2 action:
Green beans will fuck up your day; I can't say more then that without being in some serious trouble. The next shot is a little bit graphic so if you're faint at heart just stop reading now and go check out the Hello Kitty: Island Adventure website they have a big patch coming soon and I hear it’s gonna be off the hook.
For those of you that wish to stay I present to you blizzards dirty little secret, a boss mechanic so well thought out websites like bosskillers won’t even mention it:
That’s right; this guy killed more people than the dragon. Maybe we are the fat guys after all....
Here you see us after exploiting killing the dragon using some top secret T3 armor set bonuses:
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One more action shot for the road. Thats right look who's on notice.
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